Sometimes we stop practicing certain rituals which we used to practice often. Some people try going to the gym and "pay someone to lift heavy things" (Ted M.) then stop doing so. On a side note, I used to go to the gym, but then I found that I naturally look good without going to the gym, so I stopped going. My ritual was "the Wing night." Every week, sometimes even twice a week, I would go to one of the bars or pubs around my area with some friends and engage in good conversation, a beer (or three), and of course, wings. I've done this for years. Perhaps, it was for the sake of tradition, perhaps it was for strengthening the bonds of friendship, or maybe it was just for the wings. Whatever the reason, wing nights were always fun.
Then, I stopped.
I had another wings night last night. It was a blast! There was great conversation, a really hot girl who actually sat across from me, and great wings. Then I woke up this morning, with something nasty in my throat and the back of my mouth. Also, my mouth was completely dried out. And when I got to work, I was feeling terrible. Only after all this, I came to a revelation. I always feel like this when I have too many wings the night before! This is the reason I stopped going to wing nights!
Maybe this is a ritual that needs to stop. Or, I should stop eating so many wings before I go to bed. Either way: I'm Awesome. Keep it real, folks!
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