
Halloween is fast approaching, and many people wonder what they are going to dress up as. Normally, I would dress up as the aY because he is arguably the most awesome person I know, and I imagine others to agree. However, another idea came to mind: I've always wanted to dress up as a Jedi. Every year, I attend conventions and see so many people dressing up in Star Wars related costumes. This brought me the desire to join them... yet I have always failed to carry out my desire.
Until NOW! I totally decided to go to the Dark side, because Dark Jedi are so much cooler than the goody-goody regular ones. Even though they tend to die... As you can see from the images, I make a pretty cool Dark Jedi! Plus, since I'm mysterious, women will find me that much more intriguing. Take notes, my friends! TIP: Please note, that the hood I am wearing can completely mask my face, so if I strike out with a girl at a Halloween party, I can take the hood off and have a second chance to make a great first impression!
However, no Halloween would be complete if we did not carve a Jack-O-Lantern! The inspiration came from a Warhammer Orc symbol. I think it suits the pumkin just fine! This year, my friends and I are going to attend a giant Halloween party called "Monster's Ball" at the Ontario Science Center. Apparently there will be 3000 people there, and it is going to be epic. We'll see if that's the case. At least I'll look totally awesome!
Also, remember folks: Halloween gives girls a free pass to dress in ways they otherwise would never even consider to go out in public. With this in mind, don't think that you can lower your game to pick up these girls. They may be dressed way skimpier, but their regular defenses on lame pick-up attempts are in full effect.
Nothing in life is easy, so you got to work to make things work for you!
Have a safe time! ^.~ d
Shlates!


what a sexy dark jedi! better than the other dark jedi's i know :P
ReplyDeleteWhy would it matter if you strike out with a lady or not? You probably have the hottest chick at the party!
ReplyDeleteBTW - you should send this to your friends:
http://ca.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_300/341_why-you-shouldnt-pick-up-the-halloween-slut.html
Stay awesome, the aY!
Firstly, thank you Crazygurlie!
ReplyDeleteSecondly, j.wong:
Please. It's obvious I would have the hottest girl at the party. But my blog is like a public service announcement. I am helping others with my proven unselfishness by providing information that they can use!
Thank you for reading! You stay awesome too, ladies! ^_^ V