Karma is the aY's good friend.

Hello blogspotters!

As you probably know, I am filled with an almost endless supply of knowledge. You would say that I am like a fountain flowing with waves of knowledge. And awesomeness.

Well, today, the aY will tell you about Karma.

We've all heard it before: "Karma's a b!tch."

Well, while that may be true for many people, do you know who it isn't bad to? If you said, "the aY!" then you are correct!

I know, we tend to hate the people who have it well off. My friend likes to say that the masses have been drinking too much "Hatorade." Well, that's probably true. Fortunately, I am not just one of the masses.

I am arguably one of the most generous and considerate people I know, and I'm always looking to help. Today, there was a pizza party, and I just happened to grab two Coke's. Unfortunately, some people were a little slow at the gate (it's OK, if you need to learn to move faster, I can teach you!) and didn't get any soda. One particular unfortuante soul was a little boy who was almost at tears because there was no soda left for him. He told me his name was "Zabi" (name may or may not be real to protect his privacy). Me, being the awesome and generous man that I am, gave him the soda so he could dry his tears. He was grateful, and I was happy for that. All of a sudden, someone gives me a soda because they appreciated my kindness! Later, I met this girl who also didn't have a soda (geez people, move a little faster, will you?). I naturally gave her my soda because I am a gentleman. I walked over to help clean the table (because I'm so helpful), and lo and behold: another soda! I picked it up, to drink later.

I get back to my desk, and a lady asks me if she could have the soda in my hand because she loved the flavour. Again, since the aY is such a gentleman, he naturally gave the lady the soda. I sit down at my desk, and what is beside me? A soda that I had saved from a little while ago that I forgot all about. This is honestly the story of my life. the aY tries to be kind to everyone, and Karma appreciates it and always pays me back.

So, the lesson we should learn from this blog is very obvious:

I am awesome.

That is all.

Thanks for reading! ^_^V