the aY is appreciated again!

Hello all!

I know yesterday, I may have sounded a bit full of myself for being the first ever EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH at my firm. In the big scheme of things, this award is very small. But again, I was just taking credit where it's due.

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Still, I apologize for making such a big deal of being the first ever employee of the month at my firm, because now...

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I am the first ever EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR!

So, again, I'd like to thank... MYSELF for this great honor. Being employee of the month is nothing when you represent greatness for an ENTIRE YEAR!

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Remember all, keep up the hard work, and you will be recognized! Shlates!

the aY is appreciated!

Hello all!
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the aY must inform you that he is among the most appreciated employees any firm could have.
That's right, I have earned the "Employee of the Month" award at my firm, and I happily accept it with open arms. (Maybe my VIDEO RESUME had something to do with it!)
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Do you notice that at many award shows, artists thank a bunch of people? I understand where the thanks for those close to the award winner come from. Friends, family, significant other, or any other source of inspiration or support are reasonable. However, they almost always start thanking other faceless titles such as "the producers," "the record label," et cetera. If you can't mention their names, then it's probably best that you don't thank them. Well, that's my opinion anyway. You can have yours.
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So, this is where I have to start the thanks to people:
I'd like to thank...

Myself!
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That's right. It's my hard work and dedication. My

blood, sweat and tears. Well, not tears. the aY doesn't cry. But appreciate the sentiment, nonetheless.

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Now, you may be wondering why I wrote this self-hyping, un-humble, narcissistic, self-appreciating, promotion of myself: the aY, right?

Many times, people are given something but they don't appreciate that they were chosen for a reason. There are plenty of other people out there who will take the appreciation and credit for the hard work you put into something. Don't let them.

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Be confident with yourself and your work. Everything needs improving somewhere, but everything deserves credit to some degree too.

Cosplay Stuff

Greetings blogspotters!
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In the late summer during August, Toronto sees FanExpo, the largest exposition of its kind. Every year, I attend this, and I see all kinds of awesome cosplayers showing off to the photoseekers. This year, I too intend on participating. However, so does my beautiful girlfriend.
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This is all fine and dandy, but she has decided to dress up as Lightning, a character from Final Fantasy XIII, and of course, she feels like she has to get all the details right. One such detail is the weapon of choice for Lightning: the Gunblade. This is exactly as it sounds. A blade that is also a gun. Complete with moving parts that need to be replicated.
So, the lovely Michelle (name may or may not be real to protect her privacy) has me doing slave labour for her. It's like a Chinese sweatshop, only without the Chinese, and without the sweat.
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After a few sessions of creating, we've finally crafted the prototype of the weapon. Then, we have to make it out of wood, and I'm going to have to paint it. It's a good thing that I am so multi-talented and good at everything

I do, or else we'd be in some trouble!

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Thinking about how to make all this work was exhausting to me. Then, there's the actual physical labour of cutting all this damn corrugated cardboard. Don't laugh: it hurts your hands eventually! I better watch out when we have to use the jigsaw to cut the wooden version out. Or hammering the nails. And the arthritis I'll feel when painting this thing. And the hunched back I'll be having while doing all of this. Fortunately, there is a plus side to all this. We'll have a replica of a damned Gunblade! How cool is that? Plus, I get to score brownie points (do people still use that expression?) with the lady! Oh yeah!

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So, the message you should take away from all this is: if you are good at everything you do, then the ladies will like you. Guys, take note!

P.S. You can check out her Cosplay blog here: http://crazygurlie-cosplay.blogspot.com/

Mystery at the office

Hello all!

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I know you all love a good mystery every once in a while. Well, I have a tale for you!

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I was just working at my desk and as usual, I went to grab some paperwork on the side of my desk. Only, this time, something was different. I looked over and found that someone had jizzed on my desk! I will admit, I was a little confused at first. I know that I have a lot of fans and all, but they usually just e-mail me, or come up to me and ask to take a picture. This was definitely new.

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The culprit could have done it from Friday to the following Tuesday. The office is closed on the weekends, and no one can get in, so those days were ruled out.

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Then, i noticed that there was some jizz on a paper that I had just placed there the day before. Late in the day. Therefore the culprit must have done it either Monday afternoon, or Tuesday morning!

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I had established a narrow time frame, so now I needed witnesses. I asked around my department. I made special care to mention that I was not accusing anyone, I just wanted to know if they knew anything about the liquid dreams on my desk. No one fessed up to it. I even asked my supervisor if she knew anything about it. Another dead end.

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Soon after, my supervisor had brought someone from the HR department, who wanted to get the whole story. I went over it, then he said he'd have to tell the man from employee relations. I'd have to fill out paperwork about all of this.

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Long story short, I didn't find out who jizzed on my desk, and I haven't gotten around to cleaning it up.

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I hope you weren't expecting a conclusion to this story. If it were solved, then it wouldn't be a mystery! There's the lesson you should take home with you today.

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Until next time!

On again, off again love.

Hello all!

I hope everyone is enjoying the long weekend and the series of abnormally warm weather we've been having this whole Winter and especially this Spring so far.

You know what happens when the weather gets warm? People become more amorous. Oh, yeah!

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Well, I have that problem every so often. I become overtly passionate out of the blue. I'm not talking about anything sexual though. I'm not going to tell you about that over my blog. I'm talking about my love for Star Wars.

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I don't know what it is, but every so often I get overtly obsessive about my passion and if you aren't interested, you better get the hell out of my way, or you'll be caught in the crossfire of blaster fire (like 3-P0, and R2 in the opening of Episode IV). Well, fortunately, most people do get away. Unfortunately, some people have a harder time boarding the escape pod. Specifically: incredibly super-hot and sexy girl in the photo.

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I want to play Star Wars: CCG? Chances are, she's going to play. If I want to watch the movies? She's probably going to have to watch. At least she burned Empire at War for me, so I can get my SW fix myself when she's not around. However, my lovely girlfriend doesn't fight over it. Instead, she just embraces it (well, most of it) and goes through the phase with me.

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So, I have a message for my readers: if you are ever caught in a love triangle, don't fight it. Introduce your two love's to each other, and have a hot and passionate time together. Everyone will be happy. Trust me.