Mystery at the office

Hello all!

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I know you all love a good mystery every once in a while. Well, I have a tale for you!

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I was just working at my desk and as usual, I went to grab some paperwork on the side of my desk. Only, this time, something was different. I looked over and found that someone had jizzed on my desk! I will admit, I was a little confused at first. I know that I have a lot of fans and all, but they usually just e-mail me, or come up to me and ask to take a picture. This was definitely new.

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The culprit could have done it from Friday to the following Tuesday. The office is closed on the weekends, and no one can get in, so those days were ruled out.

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Then, i noticed that there was some jizz on a paper that I had just placed there the day before. Late in the day. Therefore the culprit must have done it either Monday afternoon, or Tuesday morning!

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I had established a narrow time frame, so now I needed witnesses. I asked around my department. I made special care to mention that I was not accusing anyone, I just wanted to know if they knew anything about the liquid dreams on my desk. No one fessed up to it. I even asked my supervisor if she knew anything about it. Another dead end.

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Soon after, my supervisor had brought someone from the HR department, who wanted to get the whole story. I went over it, then he said he'd have to tell the man from employee relations. I'd have to fill out paperwork about all of this.

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Long story short, I didn't find out who jizzed on my desk, and I haven't gotten around to cleaning it up.

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I hope you weren't expecting a conclusion to this story. If it were solved, then it wouldn't be a mystery! There's the lesson you should take home with you today.

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Until next time!